Spoken like a future stripper…
"We’re gonna need another locker for the hat."
"Vogue" Bar Mitzvah Dance - March 14, 1992
Oh my god, this could be me if I was Jewish. While I am embarrassed for him, I secretly want to be him.
If self-help books actually worked, wouldn’t there only be one instead of thousands?
Remember that time Heidi Montag said her album was going to outsell ‘Thriller’?
I don’t know why it’s so shocking that Ryan Seacrest gave Julianne Hough a stripper pole. Everyone know he likes the pole.
I find it hilarious that Dunkin’ Donuts slogan is “America Runs on Dunkin’”. If you’re patronizing Dunkin’ Donuts, you’re not running anywhere.
I want to open a topless comedy club called Titters.
Sometimes I am embarrassed by the things my friends like on Facebook.
Am I the only one who thought Richard Dawson was dead already?
As a Blonde Ambition aficionado, I was super stoked to find this montage video that is just the opening of Express Yourself (my favorite) from different cities of the tour. This video is pure perfection on many different levels.
Madonna kicking off her new MDNA world tour at Ramat Gan Stadium in Tel Aviv, Israel on May 31st, 2012. Girl Gone Wild, Express Yourself, Give Me All Your Luvin’ and Turn Up The Radio. The video quality is not that great, but the audio is amazing. You can totally tell that she is singing live. This woman will NEVER cease to amaze me.